By Mykola, Bryce, Alyson, Matt
(requires utterly deadpan presentation!)
I don’t memorize dates.
I am not boring.
History is not all long and boring papers.
It's not all war and battles.
We don’t just study great men.
We don’t hang out in museums for fun.
I am an interesting person.
I will find a job after university.
I always cite my sources, and I get excited when I get it right.
History is the best and oldest of all disciplines.
I am a historian.