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By Brianna, Ethan, Grace, Hanna, Perri
So I’m a history major, you may ask
- what are you going to do with that?
- are you planning on going into Ed?
I’m not a radical left wing
I don’t plan on working at a museum
Not all History is Ancient
Here’s some answers for your Uncle Bill:
Canada won the war of 1812
John A Macdonald was a fascist
Aliens did not build the pyramids
Hitler was a bad guy no matter what he did for Germany
As a historian:
- we disagree but facts still matter
- no I don’t want to be on your trivial pursuit team
- I don’t wear glasses or tweed
- No I don’t love to read or write
- Yes I know it’s an arts degree
- No I wont’ do your Chicago citations for you
- But yes it is the best citation style
- I can’t read Latin or Ancient Greek
AND
We don’t have the worst useless degree, there are still KNES majors
I’m taking History not because I didn’t get into U of C, you’re taking MGMT because you didn’t get into U of C so take Uleth business major out of your Instragram bio because you’re a management major